Упячкин папа показал совершенно сумасшедшую штуку

By , 12.08.2008 23:25

electricretard.com — слабонервным этот комикс строго не рекомендуется.

11 комментариев “Упячкин папа показал совершенно сумасшедшую штуку”

  1. DJ_Tigerratt:

    Кррррысота!

    Подумалось вот: эти корпстинки надо разглядывать под музыку чудесной американской группы Anal Cunt. Полная гармония будет достигнута.

    Арсений Фёдоров Reply:

    Перевернутокрестовая анальносатанинская гармония.

    DJ_Tigerratt Reply:

    Не, там не анальный сатанизм, там пиздец.

    Вот спейсочек лириксов www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html — одни названия чего стоят. А вот самое вкусное, пожалуй:

    I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

    Your dog was your only friend

    You spent your life savings fixing its broken leg

    You loved it more than your parents loved you

    And then I ran it over

    [Chorus:]

    Your dog was dumb and now it’s dead

    My tire tracks are tattooed on its head

    [x2]

    I dragged it 50 yards down the street

    And you ran after me in tears

    I almost cried because I was laughing so hard

    Then I turned around and tried to hit you

    [Chorus]

    И ещё:

    The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

    You think you have a lot of male friends – you don’t

    You think guys care when they ask for your opinion – they don’t

    You think your best friend’s boyfriend doesn’t want to fuck you – he does

    You thought the bartender was being nice to you when he gave you a free drink – he wasn’t

    Your neighbor helped you move – he just wants to fuck you

    Your boss bought you lunch – he just wants to fuck you

    A guy bought you a drink – he just wants to fuck you

    He asked you to go out for coffee – he just wants to fuck you

    You think you’re one of the guys

    You think you’re all good friends

    You’re eventually going to get raped

    You stupid fucking cunt

    You stupid cunt [x6]

    You’re a stupid fucking cunt

    You stupid cunt [x6]

    You’re a stupid fucking cunt

    И вот ещё хитЪ:

    I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

    I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS

    And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me

    It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band

    I wanted to kick it in the fucking face

    [Chorus:]

    I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant [x4]

    After I beat the fucking shit out of it

    I wanted to throw it through your fucking window

    But I needed money to buy some more whiskey

    So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant

    [Chorus]

    Your family ordered a pu pu platter

    You didn’t know what you were eating

    It was your fucking gay faithful dog

    While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire

    ...И так далее, со всевозможными вариациями. Они и себя в одной песенке обосрали:

    Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb

    is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis

    i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us

    mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine

    fred's a fucking asshole,and paul would always whine

    first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek

    who'll play guitar for anal cunt next week

    seth's an alcoholic,tim can't play drums

    everyone in anal cunt is dumb

    fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids

    tim has a kid,but he never gets laid

    john dyed his hair,so we kicked him out of the band

    scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand

  2. По-доброму так. Не забывайте нажимать на кнопочку <>, там тоже доставляет

  3. Да, слова у песенки интересные )) ... только детям на ночь читать

  4. Да вроде ничего особенного — нарисовано как-то совсем примитивно, в духе MS Paint Porn, а чистый эпатаж... ну разве что картинки оттуда в комменты нервным людям постить...

    DJ_Tigerratt Reply:

    А оно и на самом деле в пайнте нарисовано.

    Не, всё нормально. В полном соответствии с, эээ... музыкой (ну ладно, музыкой, музыкой) группы Anal Cunt, которая примитивна, жестока и глумлива.

    Free Researcher Reply:

    Ну, не фанат я такого. Хотя вкусовщина, конечно — помнится года четыре назад даже блэк слушал... а иногда на классику тянет.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Panorama Theme by Themocracy